You Know Too Much" | Sassy Friendship & "Bestie" Greeting Card

For the friend who holds all the receipts.

This card is the perfect "thank you" for the person who has seen your best, your worst, and your "please never tell anyone this happened" moments. It acknowledges that while your bond is deep, it’s also safely guarded by the fact that they know exactly where the bodies are buried (metaphorically... mostly).

Designed for the Pingree Farmgirl who values high-end paper as much as she values a loyal confidante. It’s the "quiet luxury" version of a pinky swear.

The Details:

• The Sentiment: "You’re such an important part of my life; mostly because you know too much."

• Size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).

• Material: Printed on our signature, heavy-weight Ivory Cardstock. The warm, off-white artisanal finish elevates the sarcasm, making the humor feel curated and upscale.

• Inside: Blank—for your eyes only.

• Included: Paired with a premium neutral envelope.