“Not A Gift For You" | Sassy Baby Shower Greeting Card

For the mom-to-be who deserves a drink (and real pants).

Baby showers are full of cute onesies and tiny socks, but this card is for the woman behind the bump. It’s a witty, honest acknowledgment of the sacrifices she’s making—from the lost wardrobe to the dry happy hours—all while handing over a gift that she’ll immediately have to give to someone else.

Wrapped in our signature Pingree Farmgirl minimalist aesthetic, it’s the perfect way to bring a little humor to the nursery. It’s "quiet luxury" for the woman who is currently living anything but a quiet life.

The Details:

• The Sentiment: "Sorry you can’t drink or fit into pants and oh here’s a gift that’s not for you."

• Size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).

• Material: Printed on our premium, heavy-weight Ivory Cardstock. The artisanal texture and warm tones make this card feel like a sophisticated keepsake amidst the sea of pastel paper.

• Inside: Blank—because she probably needs a heartfelt (or equally sassy) note from you.

• Included: Paired with a coordinating premium neutral envelope.

The Aesthetic:

Modern Farmhouse meets the "New Mom" reality. Clean, bold typography on high-end neutral cardstock. It looks stunning tucked into a gift basket of luxury baby essentials or a much-needed maternity spa kit.