"I'm Blaming You" | Sassy Best Friend Greeting Card

For the friend who always has the best (worst) ideas.

We all have that one friend who can talk us into anything. This card is a formal, high-end acknowledgment that while you’re willing to go along for the ride, you’ve already prepared your legal defense—and it involves pointing the finger at them.

Designed with the Pingree Farmgirl signature "quiet luxury" aesthetic, it balances a chaotic-energy sentiment with a refined, minimalist layout. It’s the ultimate "just because" card for the person who makes life a lot more interesting (and a little more dangerous).

The Details:

• The Sentiment: "If we get arrested, I’m blaming you."

• Size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).

• Material: Printed on our signature, heavy-weight Ivory Cardstock. The warm, artisanal tone and thick texture elevate the joke, making it feel like a boutique-found treasure.

• Inside: Blank—perfect for documenting your latest scheme.

• Included: Paired with a coordinating premium neutral-toned envelope.

The Aesthetic:

Modern Farmhouse meets "Thelma & Louise." Clean, sophisticated typography that looks stunning on a reclaimed wood desk or a neutral-toned mantel.