{"product_id":"not-a-gift-for-you-sassy-baby-shower-greeting-card","title":"“Not A Gift For You\" | Sassy Baby Shower Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the mom-to-be who deserves a drink (and real pants).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBaby showers are full of cute onesies and tiny socks, but this card is for the woman behind the bump. It’s a witty, honest acknowledgment of the sacrifices she’s making—from the lost wardrobe to the dry happy hours—all while handing over a gift that she’ll immediately have to give to someone else.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWrapped in our signature \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e minimalist aesthetic, it’s the perfect way to bring a little humor to the nursery. It’s \"quiet luxury\" for the woman who is currently living anything but a quiet life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"Sorry you can’t drink or fit into pants and oh here’s a gift that’s not for you.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The artisanal texture and warm tones make this card feel like a sophisticated keepsake amidst the sea of pastel paper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—because she probably needs a heartfelt (or equally sassy) note from you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a coordinating premium neutral envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModern Farmhouse meets the \"New Mom\" reality. Clean, bold typography on high-end neutral cardstock. It looks stunning tucked into a gift basket of luxury baby essentials or a much-needed maternity spa kit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53922469839158,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/5DB4BF66-52B6-4FD9-87C0-9BABBA13F521.png?v=1776515560","url":"https:\/\/pingreefarmgirl.com\/products\/not-a-gift-for-you-sassy-baby-shower-greeting-card","provider":"Pingree Farmgirl","version":"1.0","type":"link"}