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This card is an artisanal tribute to the nights you can’t quite remember with the person you’ll never forget. It’s the perfect birthday or \"just because\" card for your favorite partner-in-crime.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyled with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e signature minimalist look, it proves that even your most chaotic memories can be packaged in quiet luxury.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"You’re the reason I have trust issues with tequila.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The warm, off-white texture elevates the humor, making it feel like a boutique-found treasure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank for you to recount (or apologize for) your latest night out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Comes with a coordinating premium neutral envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53919296160054,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/52182DE1-6E75-406F-BBF8-119BFB9572D8.png?v=1776448060"},{"product_id":"untitled-apr17_12-52","title":"\"Always Agreeing I Was Right\" | Sassy Friendship Thank You Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the friend who knows that \"loyalty\" means taking your side, no matter what.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA true best friend doesn't just listen—they validate your most dramatic moments and confirm exactly what you wanted to hear. This card is an elegant \"thank you\" to the person who consistently fuels your fire and never lets a \"you might be wrong\" escape their lips.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWrapped in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e signature aesthetic, this card balances a cheeky sentiment with the upscale, neutral vibe of your favorite modern farmhouse decor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"Thank you for always agreeing I was right.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. 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It’s the ultimate \"I’ve got your back\" sentiment for the modern woman who values her peace as much as her petty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWrapped in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e signature aesthetic, we’ve taken this viral \"Main Character\" sentiment and elevated it with artisanal materials. 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This card is for the friend in the trenches who needs a laugh more than a lecture. It’s a realistic, honest, and slightly unhinged approach to \"hanging in there.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue to the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ethos, we’ve paired this raw sentiment with our signature \"quiet luxury\" materials. It’s a way to offer a shoulder to lean on without losing your sense of humor (or your aesthetic).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"I know things are tough right now but try to take it one what the fuck at a time.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The warm, off-white artisanal finish feels substantial and grounding in your hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—because sometimes there are no words, just shared silence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a coordinating premium neutral envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMinimalist and modern farmhouse inspired. The clean typography keeps the focus on the sentiment, making it a sophisticated choice for a difficult time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53919463342390,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/C2FFA681-D250-4C0C-87FE-7005FBE4E3E0.png?v=1776452267"},{"product_id":"the-multipurpose-friend-sassy-best-friend-greeting-card","title":"“The Multipurpose Friend\" | Sassy Best Friend Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery inner circle needs that one person who is equally comfortable at a quiet Sunday brunch as they are defending your honor in a parking lot. This card is a tribute to the versatile, ride-or-die bestie who matches your energy regardless of the setting—whether it's a Pilates class or a hypothetical crime spree.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e signature \"quiet luxury\" touch, we’ve wrapped this chaotic-neutral sentiment in a high-end, minimalist design. It’s the perfect blend of \"Modern Farmhouse\" elegance and \"Don't Mess With Us\" honesty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"I really am the multipurpose friend. I’m down for lunch, a movie, aggravated assault, working out, whatever, just let me know.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The artisanal texture and warm tones provide a sophisticated backdrop for the sassy, modern humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—because a friendship this versatile has too many stories to tell.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a coordinating premium neutral envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRestoration Hardware meets \"The Plot.\" Clean, bold typography on a high-end neutral palette. It’s funny enough to be a viral moment, but chic enough to be kept in a memory box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53919499616566,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/E631E942-F1AC-4ADE-88DC-635752706637.png?v=1776452884"},{"product_id":"powerful-woman-sassy-empowerment-greeting-card","title":"\"Powerful Woman\" | Sassy Empowerment Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the woman who doesn't play small.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn a world that often asks women to turn down the volume, this card is a sophisticated \"don’t.\" It’s designed for the leaders, the disruptors, and the friends who are owning their \"Bad Ass Era\" with grace and grit. We’ve paired this unfiltered, powerful sentiment with our signature \"quiet luxury\" aesthetic to create a card that feels like a manifesto.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether she just landed a promotion, started a business, or simply needs to be reminded of the fire she carries, this card delivers the message with high-end impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"Never apologize for being a powerful fucking woman.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The artisanal, warm-toned paper provides a tactile, luxury feel that balances the bold, modern typography.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—because a message this powerful deserves your personal words of support.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a coordinating premium neutral envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMinimalist. Bold. Restoration Hardware inspired. This isn’t just a card; it’s a piece of desk art meant to be displayed as a daily reminder of her strength.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53922500313398,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/E5B093AE-3ABB-43F6-9580-0AD5DF0E18BC.png?v=1776515704"},{"product_id":"im-blaming-you-sassy-best-friend-greeting-card","title":"\"I'm Blaming You\" | Sassy Best Friend Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the friend who always has the best (worst) ideas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe all have that one friend who can talk us into anything. This card is a formal, high-end acknowledgment that while you’re willing to go along for the ride, you’ve already prepared your legal defense—and it involves pointing the finger at them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e signature \"quiet luxury\" aesthetic, it balances a chaotic-energy sentiment with a refined, minimalist layout. It’s the ultimate \"just because\" card for the person who makes life a lot more interesting (and a little more dangerous).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"If we get arrested, I’m blaming you.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our signature, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The warm, artisanal tone and thick texture elevate the joke, making it feel like a boutique-found treasure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—perfect for documenting your latest scheme.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a coordinating premium neutral-toned envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModern Farmhouse meets \"Thelma \u0026amp; Louise.\" Clean, sophisticated typography that looks stunning on a reclaimed wood desk or a neutral-toned mantel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53922518368566,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/0D55F064-2D52-4776-A3E3-F4C9C83EA411.png?v=1776516141"},{"product_id":"married-life-club-sassy-wedding-anniversary-greeting-card","title":"\"Married Life Club\" | Sassy Wedding \u0026 Anniversary Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the couples who know that \"I Do\" is just the beginning of the negotiations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome them to the club where the stakes are high, the laundry is endless, and the love is real (most of the time). This card is a witty, honest alternative to traditional, overly-sentimental wedding stationery. It’s perfect for the newlyweds who have a sense of humor or the long-married couple who can finally admit that sharing a remote is the ultimate test of devotion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue to the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e aesthetic, we’ve wrapped this \"honest marriage\" sentiment in our signature quiet luxury materials. It’s sophisticated, slightly salty, and 100% relatable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"Welcome to married life club, it’s fun most of the time.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The warm, artisanal texture provides a high-end feel that looks beautiful alongside a bottle of celebratory champagne.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—because every marriage has its own inside jokes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a coordinating premium neutral envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModern Farmhouse meets \"The Reality of Us.\" Minimalist typography that feels upscale enough for a wedding gift but grounded enough for a Tuesday night laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53922532131126,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/E3EE7A75-A400-4A7E-9ED3-D905CC74751C.png?v=1776516497"},{"product_id":"going-down-together-sassy-ride-or-die-greeting-card","title":"\"Going Down Together\" | Sassy Ride-or-Die Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the one person you’d choose to crash and burn with.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome friendships are built on shared hobbies; ours is built on a mutual commitment to whatever chaos we’ve gotten ourselves into. This card is a sophisticated \"I’ve got your back\" for the friend who knows that if one of you makes a move, the other is right there in the passenger seat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue to the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e signature style, we’ve taken this \"all-in\" sentiment and elevated it with artisanal materials. It’s the \"quiet luxury\" version of a blood oath—minimalist, elegant, and beautifully blunt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"If we go down. We’re going down together obviously.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. 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This card is a witty, honest way to say thank you to the person who has supported your most chaotic life choices with a smile (and probably a drink).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted with the signature \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e blend of high-end materials and relatable humor, it’s a \"thank you\" they’ll actually want to keep on their desk. 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The warm, off-white artisanal finish offers a soft, \"quiet luxury\" feel that makes the bold humor pop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—because you probably have some notes on who needs to be fought.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a coordinating premium neutral envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModern Farmhouse meets the \"Real Life.\" The clean, high-end typography ensures this card looks beautiful on a countertop or tucked into a gift, balancing your brand's quiet luxury with its signature wit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53922591015222,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/649F6B6D-1AE4-40FA-B6AA-65ADED14C3A2.png?v=1776517432"},{"product_id":"favorite-bad-influence-sassy-friendship-thank-you-card","title":"“Favorite Bad Influence\" | Sassy Friendship Thank You Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the friend who always says \"yes\" to one more round.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery good story starts with a friend who gave you a little nudge in the wrong direction. This card is a high-end tribute to the person who encourages your wilder side, handles your \"unhinged\" moments with grace, and is always down for the plot. It’s the ultimate \"thank you\" for the friend who makes life a lot less boring and a lot more memorable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue to the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e aesthetic, we’ve paired this cheeky sentiment with our signature artisanal paper. It’s \"quiet luxury\" for the person who is anything but quiet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"Thank you for being my favorite bad influence.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The warm, off-white texture provides a substantial, high-end feel that elevates the sarcasm to an art form.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—to recount the latest \"bad influence\" moment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a coordinating premium neutral envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModern Farmhouse meets the \"Best Worst Idea.\" Clean, sophisticated typography that looks just as good tucked into a gift bag as it does propped up on a minimalist bar cart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53922663137590,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/895221B7-A973-463B-9F8D-F56FC3BAACB9.png?v=1776517786"},{"product_id":"emotional-support-bitch-sassy-best-friend-greeting-card","title":"\"Emotional Support Bitch\" | Sassy Best Friend Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the friend who is legally required for your mental stability.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people have therapy; you have this friend. This card is an artisanal tribute to the person who listens to your voice notes, validates your \"unhinged\" theories, and keeps you grounded (or joins you in the clouds). It’s the ultimate \"thank you for existing\" card for your platonic soulmate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyled with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e signature minimalist look, we’ve taken a viral, bold sentiment and elevated it with premium materials. It’s the \"quiet luxury\" version of a deep, heartfelt \"I need you.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"You’ll always be my emotional support bitch.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The warm, off-white texture provides a substantial feel that screams \"boutique quality.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—because you probably have a lot to vent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a coordinating premium neutral-toned envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRestoration Hardware meets \"Real Talk.\" The clean, sophisticated typography ensures the joke lands perfectly without compromising your modern farmhouse aesthetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53922943009078,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/B8ABE909-CD7D-4F73-A8FC-023A5FE2C7E3.png?v=1776521771"},{"product_id":"havent-lost-my-shit-sassy-appreciation-support-card","title":"\"Haven't Lost My Shit\" | Sassy Appreciation \u0026 Support Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the friend who is the only thing keeping your life on the rails.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes \"thank you for being there\" just doesn't cover it. This card is for the person who handles your 2:00 AM panic texts, your \"unhinged\" rants, and the general chaos of your week without blinking. It’s an honest, slightly salty acknowledgement that they are your anchor in a very messy world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue to the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e signature style, we’ve taken this viral \"Main Character\" sentiment and elevated it with artisanal materials. It’s sophisticated, funny, and perfectly captures the 2026 trend of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Emotional Realism.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"You’re the only reason I haven’t lost my shit completely.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our signature, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The warm, off-white tone provides a \"quiet luxury\" feel that balances the bold, unfiltered text.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—because you probably have a few more things to vent about.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a coordinating premium neutral envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRestoration Hardware meets \"Real Talk.\" Clean, bold typography on high-end neutral cardstock. It looks beautiful on a minimalist desk, serving as a daily reminder of a friendship that is truly essential.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53923203645750,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/1442B55D-5D2B-48C3-812F-482D09001191.png?v=1776523733"},{"product_id":"allowed-to-outgrow-empowering-healing-growth-card","title":"“Allowed To Outgrow\" | Empowering Healing \u0026 Growth Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the woman who is finally choosing herself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHealing isn't always quiet; sometimes it’s a bold, intentional decision to leave the past behind. This card is a sophisticated permission slip for the friend who is navigating a major life change—be it a breakup, a career pivot, or a personal breakthrough. It’s an acknowledgment that outgrowing your old life is a sign of strength, not a betrayal of where you’ve been.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWrapped in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e signature \"quiet luxury\" aesthetic, we’ve taken a profound sentiment and grounded it in artisanal materials. It’s a way to offer deep support without the clichés.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"You’re allowed to outgrow what broke you.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The warm, off-white texture provides a substantial feel that honors the weight of the message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—because a journey this personal deserves your own words of support.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a premium neutral-toned envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMinimalist and modern farmhouse inspired. 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This card is for the person who answers that question with a \"definitely not.\" It’s a sophisticated tribute to the one who hears your wildest theories, handles your 2 AM rants, and makes you feel like you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue to the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e aesthetic, we’ve taken this viral, heartfelt sentiment and elevated it with artisanal materials. It’s \"quiet luxury\" for the person who loves your loud personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"You make my crazy feel normal.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our premium, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. 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Whether she’s celebrating a milestone or just needs a reminder that she’s the main character, this card delivers the message with bold, unfiltered clarity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e signature minimalist flair, we’ve taken a high-energy sentiment and grounded it in artisanal, premium materials. It’s the perfect blend of a \"salty\" vocabulary and a \"sweet\" aesthetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"You are fucking fabulous.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our signature, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The thick, rich texture provides a tactile experience that makes the bold typography feel even more intentional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—because you know exactly what else needs to be said.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a premium neutral-toned envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModern Farmhouse meets \"Unapologetic Energy.\" Clean, sophisticated typography that looks just as good framed on a gallery wall as it does on a mantel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53923341140278,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/345E4368-0B2A-4AB7-BD57-B22DF2794DB2.png?v=1776525074"},{"product_id":"bail-you-out-sassy-ride-or-die-friendship-card","title":"\"Bail You Out\" | Sassy Ride-or-Die Friendship Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the friend who is worth the paperwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue friendship isn’t just about the good times; it’s about who is showing up at 3:00 AM with a lawyer and a getaway car. This card is a sophisticated, \"quiet luxury\" way to tell your favorite person that your loyalty has no limits. It’s the perfect \"just because\" card for the partner-in-crime who makes life a lot more interesting (and a little more chaotic).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyled with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePingree Farmgirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e signature minimalist aesthetic, we’ve taken this bold commitment and elevated it with artisanal, premium materials. It’s a blood oath, but make it high-end farmhouse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"You’re the kind of friend I’d bail out of jail.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed on our signature, heavy-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIvory Cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. The warm, off-white artisanal finish offers a soft, premium feel that makes the bold humor pop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blank—because the details of your latest scheme are strictly off the record.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Paired with a coordinating premium neutral envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRestoration Hardware meets \"Thelma \u0026amp; Louise.\" The clean, sophisticated typography ensures the joke lands perfectly without compromising your modern farmhouse aesthetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53923436560694,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/E147A973-E776-49D3-85C7-60583CD3EE9D.png?v=1776525739"},{"product_id":"the-digital-bond-tiktok-friendship-card","title":"The \"Digital Bond\" TikTok Friendship Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA high-end recognition of the modern \"ride or die.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Congratulations on being the friend I send all the TikTok videos to.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the modern landscape of connection, a true \"strong spine\" friendship is often forged in the fires of shared links and 3:00 AM memes. This card is a sophisticated nod to the person who is effectively your second brain—the one who never leaves you on \"read\" and instinctively understands the assignment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue to the Pingree Farmgirl signature \"Quiet Luxury\" aesthetic, this card features a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClean-Cut Straight Edge\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for a modern, architectural feel. We’ve taken a raw, humorous truth and elevated it; by pairing this unfiltered sentiment with our most premium, ultra-heavy Ivory Cardstock, we’ve created a piece that says: \"I value our friendship enough to put this ridiculous reality on the fanciest paper I could find.\" It is a celebratory \"wink\" for the friend who keeps you sane one video at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"Congratulations on being the friend I send all the TikTok videos to.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyle:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Modern Straight Edge for a crisp, minimalist silhouette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Premium, 110lb+ heavy-weight Ivory Cardstock. The thick, rich \"tooth\" of the paper provides a tactile, professional-grade feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Matching premium ivory envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Shipped in a protective sleeve with rigid backing to ensure it arrives in pristine, boutique condition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Minimalist Grit.\" Sharp, modern typography on a high-end, smooth-finish medium. It is designed to look intentional and clean, allowing the humor to stand front and center without distraction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53957575770422,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/39DB3508-B33E-4E84-B04F-B7BB91FD928A.png?v=1776898666"},{"product_id":"the-alibi-premium-unfiltered-friendship-card","title":"\"The Alibi\" | Premium Unfiltered Friendship Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA high-end tribute to the \"Ride or Die\" dynamic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"If we ever get caught, remember I’m the charming one and you’re the unstable one. Stick to the plan.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue friendship is knowing exactly who is doing the talking and who is doing the heavy lifting when things go sideways. This card is a sophisticated nod to the chaotic, beautiful, and slightly questionable bonds that define a \"strong spine\" connection. It’s for the person who doesn’t just know where the bodies are buried—they helped you dig the hole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue to the Pingree Farmgirl signature \"Quiet Luxury\" aesthetic, this card focuses on the beauty of simplicity. We’ve taken a raw, humorous pact and elevated it; by pairing this unfiltered sentiment with our most premium, heavy-weight Ivory Cardstock, we’ve created a piece that says: \"Our bond is legendary, even if our methods are a little unstable.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"If we ever get caught, remember I’m the charming one and you’re the unstable one. Stick to the plan.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyle:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crisp, straight-edge cut for a clean and modern silhouette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Premium, 110lb+ heavy-weight Ivory Cardstock. The thick, rich \"tooth\" of the paper provides a tactile, professional-grade feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Matching premium ivory envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Shipped with a protective sleeve and rigid backing to ensure it arrives in pristine, boutique condition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Minimalist Grit.\" Sharp, clean typography on a high-end, smooth-finish medium. The design is intentional and polished, ensuring the humor hits with maximum impact against the sophisticated ivory backdrop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pingree Farmgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53957587501366,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9961\/0422\/files\/4E2267E3-80D8-4999-BD6A-59E2B097E9F4.png?v=1776900075"},{"product_id":"the-advice-premium-unfiltered-friendship-card","title":"\"The Advice\" | Premium Unfiltered Friendship Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA high-end decree of self-assured friendship.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"It’s hard to find a friend who’s beautiful, loving, sexy, caring, and smart. My advice: don’t lose me.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes the best thing you can give a friend is a reminder of how lucky they are to have you. This card is a sophisticated, tongue-in-cheek celebration of the \"strong spine\" friend who brings everything to the table—beauty, brains, and a healthy dose of unfiltered ego. It’s for the friendship that is rooted in humor and held together by the absolute truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue to the Pingree Farmgirl signature \"Quiet Luxury\" aesthetic, this card focuses on the beauty of simplicity. We’ve taken a bold, humorous sentiment and elevated it; by pairing this unfiltered \"advice\" with our most premium, heavy-weight Ivory Cardstock, we’ve created a piece that says: \"I’m a lot to handle, but I’m worth every bit of it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Sentiment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"It’s hard to find a friend who’s beautiful, loving, sexy, caring, and smart. My advice: don’t lose me.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyle:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Crisp, straight-edge cut for a clean and modern silhouette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Premium, 110lb+ heavy-weight Ivory Cardstock. The thick, rich \"tooth\" of the paper provides a tactile, professional-grade feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Size: A2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Matching premium ivory envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Shipped with a protective sleeve and rigid backing to ensure it arrives in pristine, boutique condition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Minimalist Grit.\" Sharp, clean typography on a high-end, smooth-finish medium. 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